Why men don't listen and women can't read maps

I dunno but it might explain why women take so blardy long to reverse their cars out of the parking lot.

Man:
Get in, start car, reverse, drive off.

Woman:
Get in, clear back seat to stash bags, adjust seat belt, complain a bit about seat being too low, adjust rear view mirror, start engine, let it warm up a bit, take tissue to wipe something off the face, adjust aircon, see if hair in order, one last mind scan to see if forgot to buy something, reverse slowly, drive off.

All this while the guy in the car behind is seething and swearing.

Not that men don't do all that other stuff. They just do it while driving. :D

(Oh ya, the title of this post came from a book by Allan and Barbara Pease. A hilarious piece of work.)