Saturday, April 14, 2007

The trouble with testosterone

According to this British report, the sight of a pretty woman is enough to throw a man's decision-making skills into disarray, making him more likely to accept unfair offers then men who are not easily aroused. The higher the testosterone levels, the more vulnerable he is to such stimulus.

I can vouch for that. My good buddies who are forever distracted by big boobies can never seem to keep a job. No wonder lar.

What I didn't know was that you can measure testosterone levels by comparing the length of your index finger and ring finger. According to the report, if your ring finger is longer, you have a high testosterone level.

(Note to self: date a woman with an exceedingly long ring finger and be prepared there could be something else "down there".)

The report also mentioned that the researchers were unable to find any visual stimulus which will affect women's behaviour.

I guess they haven't tried a Sale 50% Off sign.

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