Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Parents please don't name your baby when you're drunk

Would anyone date your child if they had names like these?

Amber Moenning
Anita Hoare
Chris Klitgaard
Cookie Munster
Craven Dick
Dr. Harry C. Beaver
Gae Hooker
Harry Hooker
Harry Kok
Hugh Willie
Ima Hogg
Ima Goodman
Jack Schitt
Jim Laucher (pronounced locker)
Jim Shu
Jim Sox
Jo King
Long Harden
Nelson Arse
Philip Hiscock
Richard Finder (aka Dick Finder)
Richard Hertz (aka Dick Hertz)
Richard Holder (aka Dick Holder)
Richard Hunter (aka Dick Hunter)
Robin Banks
Willie Stroker

I don't even dare list some Cantonese and Hokkien names that have weird English meanings.

Just remember that your child needs his or her social life and would prefer to grow up without a name-induced psychological disorder.

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